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Mel Demotivational Poster


DECEPTION - I am so totally doing this on Halloween


TAGS: apple onion halloween caramel
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

rerun - October 24, 2012, 4:31 pm

run19 is done
GaryO - October 24, 2012, 8:19 am
Uh, my great grandchild killed a spambot with his nerf hammer and I gladly paid $500 for watching….WHERE’S THE GD MODS? This thing is working on it’s 2nd day.
run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:20 am
my classmate's mother-in-law makes $72/hr on the computer. She has been laid off for nine months but last month her income was $15013 just working on the computer for a few hours. Here's the site to read more Run19.com
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:26 pm
I'm not sure who I could get away with doing this to, but I'd love to try. Maybe my brothers. Brotherly love.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:23 am
So as not to get caught, set up your stuff in an abandoned house so they'll never find out where you really live ;)
falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:31 pm
Even worst than razor blades in the apples!
rerun - September 1, 2012, 9:59 pm

If I didn't have about 500 kids come by I would do this.
Cyberhagen - September 1, 2012, 6:57 pm
OMG Now that's just evil!


TWO ANGRY CAMELS IN A TINY CAR -


TAGS: two angry camels in a tiny car your argument is invalid
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Hjernespreng

forseti - April 3, 2010, 6:35 pm
TTH, we all only don't get it... It's funny as hell! - 5 Liars to myself
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:33 pm
it's over rated at 2L
TheTrashHeap - April 3, 2010, 6:31 pm
What do you expect from a guy who made this poster BoneCD?


Hump Day -




I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire


TAGS: empire drunk homeless anything beard
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by EternalEye622

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 5:32 am
He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
whocares0 - September 10, 2012, 7:35 pm
The Force is strong with this one.


SLOW DOWN - You move too fast


TAGS: stop and smell the roses
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Airman

Krissie - September 21, 2012, 8:36 pm
VERY COOL. Music is an escape for me-all kinds. I was a clarinet nerd :D ...Dropped a few $'s down in my time for people playing their instruments-they're really appreciative.
TheOne - March 13, 2011, 1:48 pm
Amazing...Noting more to say.
FatherTyme - December 27, 2010, 3:45 pm
No words to describe it. Poetry! So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.
TheWiceMan - January 4, 2010, 5:24 pm
Really great piece of work, 5/5 I think it can be summarised in "What you see is what you're looking for"
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:03 pm
They say music is best understood by children and animals
Treehodger - January 2, 2010, 3:35 am
$3.5 Million eh? That is some expensive firewood! (Kidding. I love the Violin and that type of music.)
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:42 am
You're british, aren't you? The british always are able to destroy humor with logic... missing the very nature of exaggeration.
Marvin Wankerstein - January 2, 2010, 2:33 am
Another possible conclusion that can be reached from this experiment is that the concept of beauty is not a universal one and its perception can vary from person to person.
elf25s - January 1, 2010, 1:48 pm
true whenwever i am in NYC i am in bit of a hurry to actuly stop and listen or watch any performances in subway tunnels. we should really slow down and enjoy life a bit, or read a book instead...
Faceplant31 - December 31, 2009, 4:06 pm
Thats touching do you write poetry silcas? J/k
silcas - December 31, 2009, 4:05 pm
Amazing what we miss throughout our lives, by hurrying. Makes me wonder if we really have it that great in this new age of technology. Just think when was the last time you sat and watched a sunset?
Derek - December 29, 2009, 12:59 am
An alternative take on "Context is everything"
aesop's folly - December 28, 2009, 9:32 pm
gotta make the morning last
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 8:55 pm
I was going to read this whole thing, but I don't have time, things to do, busy busy busy! J/K, 5 slightly less expesive violins.
phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 7:35 pm
I miss everything...but I'm oblivious, and dumb as toast to boot...
rerun - December 28, 2009, 7:24 pm

Airman - I enjoy your posters. This one really hits home....I plan on taking this advise.


CAMELTOE - Not always what you think


TAGS: cameltoe camel toe
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by MJDeans

kangboy123 - September 28, 2011, 4:56 pm
lol
kangboy123 - September 28, 2011, 4:56 pm
lol


Just one goal -


TAGS: homeless dog man unconditional love
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

GaryO - August 15, 2013, 9:24 pm
Heck, yer the one makin’ good posters. I’m just voting. Thank YOU! (y’oughta seen my first posters….wait…don’t)
chickenlittle - August 15, 2013, 9:14 pm
Thanks for the encouragement GaryO :)
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:55 pm
Old stuff, but the good stuff gets old. A good ol’ 5 goes here.


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


CAMEL SPIDER - This one isn't from Iraq.




Frogs -


TAGS: frog chameleon shutup
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Ashson

MuddySoapfish - August 15, 2014, 4:40 pm
I like it !


TWEETY TOE - (look again)


TAGS: tweety bird camel toe
Rating: 2.22/5

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Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:27 am
Now that's funny. And yes I had to look again. Thanks for the help.


THE ONLY WAY TO TRAVEL - In WTFistan




PIMP MY RIDE - I'm not saying anything, but who would they dare to surprise with a WATERMELON CAR???


TAGS: watermelon
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by culos

knowitall - August 20, 2009, 3:15 pm
xzibit's aunt?
Starr99334 - June 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
that is the best car ive ever seen in my life. freakin awesome.
barockeva - December 10, 2008, 5:24 pm
I would totally drive that.


FACEBOOK ASSIMILATION. -


TAGS: faecbook timeline borg assimilation
Rating: 5/5

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fan4camping - May 14, 2012, 4:42 pm
5olid truth!


COOKING AVOIDANCE -


TAGS: melted cutting board humor
Rating: 4.77/5

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lgvernon - March 5, 2012, 12:05 pm

LOL!~
krazyivanthedivine - March 5, 2012, 12:01 pm
I ought to try this.


BACON COLOGNE - The scent of gods and motifakers.




WHY PAY A BABYSITTER - When you can just put your baby out on the street and make money




THE SPLATS -


TAGS: yes how awesomely attractive
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

tellitlikeitis - April 16, 2011, 8:19 am
Love this one... too funny CBaked. 5 L's.


VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT I´M CRAZY - one is humming the theme melody of tetris




JESUS H. CHRIST... - ...makes a great stocking stuffer! (Some assembly required.)


TAGS: i love the smell of blasphemy in the morning
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

gunpowdersaint - March 2, 2010, 4:52 am
Blasphomey!! Wasn't he n**** when they nailed him up there anyway? lol
Spam Magnet - November 25, 2009, 3:10 am
That's in the optional accessory kit.
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:52 am
Resurrection not included. 5L.


TIME TO PLAY - "Spot the Terrorist Vehicle"


TAGS: camel parking lot
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by koradan

Koradan - February 2, 2010, 6:14 pm
Hey! I am --so-- registered!!
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 8:51 pm
Yeah. It must be the Mazda. No one would fill a camel with diesel and blow it up. It's probably worth more.
Chadley - December 16, 2009, 7:22 pm
Is it the Mazda?


L: WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE - I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.


TAGS: l death note anime manga kira light yagami misa near mello
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by lawiett

tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:14 am
so true! L power!


Hump Day -


TAGS: camel gun hump day
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by CaptMickeyd

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 2:35 pm
"Today? Why it's Christmas day, Sir!"
jayman450 - August 4, 2014, 2:46 am
hump day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CaptMickeyd - August 21, 2013, 1:42 pm
My name is Mike. Now think about the Geico commercial.


HOMELESSNESS - Sucks when your Death Star gets blowed up ...




IF LIFE -


TAGS: life melons lemons give look
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by caveman

Airman - December 13, 2011, 10:37 am
lol
Sho - December 13, 2011, 10:26 am
Lmfao
Greeny - December 13, 2011, 5:53 am
standouting!


ON THE NOSE -


TAGS: smell own fart children
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 12:22 pm
yes enough with the poetic sh5t already let's get to business:)
GaryO - February 5, 2012, 11:34 am
Excellent well played, LA


REMIND THEM -


TAGS: bird capable droppings omelette car
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Ism

NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:43 pm
...And I'll show you a woman that's [most likely] "'good-looks'-impaired"!
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:35 pm
Show me a tomboy who doesn't get on her feminist high horse and look for ways to be offended, who knows how to shoot, fix things, cook over fire, who doesn't play up the helpless cutesy angle to get a man to do things for her. I'll show you a dream girl.
GaryO - July 24, 2013, 10:42 pm
tomyboy, a poster, you should make one
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2013, 10:27 pm
Whatever you say champ. Car cover?, parking structure?
tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:28 pm
Except some neighborhoods do not have garages, nor do they have places to build them. These are often affluent, vibrant neighborhoods where the inhabitants spend six figures on a car and seven on a house. So get of your gynocentric high horse and can it.
Reality Lord - June 25, 2012, 7:04 pm

i lol'd...nice
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 11:31 am
If you can afford a boxster, You can afford a Garage. Don't come crying to me when you park outside your mis*****es house with your p**** extension.


HOMELAND SECURITY -




TRUE LOVE -


TAGS: love timeless
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

TerrorAustralis - September 30, 2010, 10:59 am
"TRUE LOVE CONQUERS ALL" not according to death... hows that for demotivational
Gaviota - September 29, 2010, 1:04 am
Wait a d*** minute... how many legs did these people have?
Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 1:03 pm
Oh, not the wobbly H killer?
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 1:01 pm
ROR! Eiffel tower killer!
GreyScorpion - September 24, 2010, 12:50 pm
silly coda, we know he's wrong...the 3-way killer, ha, he's called the Eiffel Tower Killer
coda - September 24, 2010, 12:42 pm
it's wrong. Those bodies were discovered in Italy, near Mantua, in 2007. For the Daily Mail: "archaeologists revealed the discovery of a couple locked in a tender embrace, one that has endured for more than 5,000 years."
Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 9:14 am
Perspective. These bodies were recently uncovered in arizona. They are thought to be the first victims of the 3-way killer. He buries all his victims like that.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 7:06 pm
FACEPLANT31 - hopeless romantic even in front of a mass grave


ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.


PARADOX -


TAGS: homeless jedi
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:14 pm
Let's all share together now...


DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS -


TAGS: blowed up watermelon calendar
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Greeny

CloudchaserS - October 9, 2011, 11:52 am
R. Lee Ermy should team up with Gallagher
mariand - October 9, 2011, 8:31 am
LOL...making fun of sorrow


SCIENCE EXPERIMENT. - And this going to prove what?


TAGS: watermelon science experiment
Rating: 2.11/5
Jas - December 20, 2009, 7:57 pm
A black guy, in deep concentration of a watermelon based experiment of some description and no racism in the comment? Is this the Internet? Am I in the right place?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 6:18 pm
It proves that anonymous posts=1L... and, that you can't suffocate a watermelon. They're delicate, but have an a**load of fortitude.
Derek - December 19, 2009, 4:24 pm
There's a large hadron in there - I know it


LOLLERMELON - Om nom nom


TAGS: lol fruit lulz om nom nom watermelon
Rating: 2/5


MIGRAINE -


TAGS: my eyes are melting and my brain is pouring out my ears
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 8:14 pm
Wild, eH!!!
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:13 pm
Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Dylan gave me a near-life experience.
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:11 pm
Wow, this thing pulses with the percussion section no matter what song is playing.
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:41 pm
Can't not stare......so purdy...
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:37 pm
*hands Mo a foil hat* Dammit I told you not to stare!!! My screen is shakin' again!
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:33 pm
I knew it! First they go after our women.....frickin pure evil!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:31 pm
And you know Mo this is another Canadian Tire mind control trick!!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:54 pm
*psst* ummm, are ya done yet. And guess what, I'm drinkin' a PBR! Man this is too weird!!! *checks to see in the mirror if his neck is turning red*
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:50 pm
FOR CHRIST SAKE BONE!!! Don't be sayin it so loud!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:39 pm
Stop shaken' the screen...I'm just sayin'
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:36 pm
Sign me up!! I've re-done 3rd grade...like 5 times, but I seem to not be able to shake my conjunctivitis....
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:32 pm
you know Mo there is a one handed typing class
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:28 pm
Oh, and your poster distracteded me from spelling brite....right! Or is that write? Wait! THUMP, THUMP...THUMP, THUMP.....
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:22 pm
Bone! Tunnel =1!! You know this ....man! (this tunnel gets 5 light brights though!!)
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 5:57 pm
You go Mo!!!
MO - June 23, 2009, 5:29 pm
All I see are ***bIES!!!


GREED -




HELPLESS -




WATERMELONS. - I told you they were dangerous.


TAGS: deadly watermelons
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Conrad Palmer

Big Daddy - January 15, 2009, 3:25 pm
If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl.


SPIDER CAMEL - The coolest superhero in all of Dubai.


TAGS: spider camel
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by BlarghStudios

NickDahlmier - February 20, 2016, 6:13 am
...Spits a web, any size. Coolest thing, in Dubai. Look-out!...
Feasibly - April 6, 2011, 12:02 am
Altogether now, spider camel, spider camel.....;)
Wolfe - April 5, 2011, 9:56 pm
Spider camel, spider camel, does whatever a spider camel can. Does he swing from a web? no he cant...hes a camel, look out, here comes the spider camel. LOL
Reality Lord - April 2, 2011, 11:26 pm

...and then i lol'd again.
agdaniele - April 2, 2011, 10:58 pm
Reality Lord likes things.
Reality Lord - April 2, 2011, 9:45 pm

i lol'd...5 from me dude.


AND GOD SAID UNTO MAN - Great... Now all the fish are going to smell like that.


TAGS: fish day eve is one smelly cont
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 7:05 pm
LOL!
TheTrashHeap - April 17, 2010, 7:03 pm
This random b***on takes me to the best places!
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 6:08 pm
Excellent Fatt Matt. 5Ls
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 5:47 pm
This is a good'un.
Fatt Matt - December 3, 2009, 4:32 pm
HAHAHA Let me tell ya there GrimTimmy... I'm an atheist and this poster has nothing to do with religion whatsoever. But thank you for playing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:23 pm
Wow grimfilth. You missed the joke entirely.
DreMagnum - December 3, 2009, 4:21 pm
What the f***? Why attack religion? Where does this poster mention his faith at all. And no, it wouldnt have been funnier.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:20 pm
god is a lie, i hope you live happily, and dumb. i'm sorry, but wouldn't it be funnier if it said, now all the woman smell like fish?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:04 pm
I love it! 5.


MEN IN KILTS - Will kick your ass.


TAGS: kilt braveheart mel gibson
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by jta1973

EmilioDumphque - January 25, 2012, 7:39 pm
The Scots didn't wear kilts at Wallace's time, nor did they have clan tartans, and at the Battle of Stirling Bridge, there was a f***in' BRIDGE!


CHOCOLATE - Happy Valentine's Day... B!TCH


TAGS: death note anime mello mihael keehl chocolate
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by LunaLuv10

nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 2:57 pm
I love chocolate, dark chocolate, milk chocolate, and white chocolate.
nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 2:57 pm
I love chocolate, dark chocolate, milk chocolate, and white chocolate.
LunaLuvs - February 15, 2010, 2:36 am
high motabolism. Or maybe brain power really does burn fat. lol! Dark chocolate has antioxidants that makes blood flow to the brain easier so one can learn & think faster. It also improves memory. Taste like **** though... ugh...
Bartimaeus - February 15, 2010, 1:40 am
lol Mello and chocolate. Honestly, he and L should have weighed a THOUSAND pounds...each.
phydeaux - February 15, 2010, 1:11 am
I dunno...anime posters just dont do a thing for me...
thatonechick - February 14, 2010, 11:38 pm
This is prolly the best Mello poster ever. LoL
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:05 pm
Wow.


JUST MELLOW OUT MAN - The Sesame Street Dudes Abide...




I WOULD TOTALLY - give him $20.




MORE TOUHOU FAN ART -


TAGS: touhou flandre remelia fan art
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by Tracker

EOCB - November 4, 2010, 4:00 am
the girl to the left also appeared in 9.5 (didn't have enough space)
EOCB - November 4, 2010, 3:58 am
you probably know this by now, but let me correct you anyways. there are 12 main games and 6 more spin-off games with a total of 18 games in the canon series. the girl to the left only appeared in 6 and the girl to the right appeared in 6 7.5 8 and 10.5
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:28 am
Yeesh.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 11:42 pm
Oh yeah, that makes a difference.
Tracker - July 23, 2010, 11:32 pm
Not Anime, Video game... Based on the game Touhou 1-... think its 14 or something, both these chars appeared in touhou 8 or 9 i think
Mr. Shiny - July 23, 2010, 11:30 pm
I feel odd that this one did not get rejected.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 11:23 pm
Anime... 1


JUST REMEMBER -


TAGS: camel spider
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 2:17 pm
Meh, My tarantula was bigger than that (that's not a euphemism) 5 Black widows.
Sean - December 16, 2010, 2:04 pm
Pranks are hell.
luddy - December 15, 2010, 8:45 pm
you know what, a guy in my old unit tried to put one of those "critters" in my boots in iraq while i was asleep. to bad i was on patrol, cuz our LT was pissed..lol
Sean - December 14, 2010, 4:21 pm
Love it. And I must say, THAT is one terrified *gulp* little spider.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:45 pm
Hawt.
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 12:39 pm

huge lolz airman....its got nothing to do with me being wasted.


HOBOPHOBIC -


TAGS: how could drinking cleaning products make them smell so bad
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
?
boeweizer - April 30, 2010, 10:43 pm
everybody on motifake has there own style
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:08 pm
Don't come back onto this site and start criticizing regulars. That's not how we ever did things.. even back when you were here before.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:06 pm
yeah whatever
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:03 pm
Shut up, signe.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:02 pm
Hmm this doesn't look like a motifake


I WOULD HAVE JUST POSTED THE PICTURE ITSELF... - But that would require me to look at it for an extended period of time...


TAGS: stephen gammell creepy picture the dream lady scary scarred for life
Rating: 1.6/5

More motifakes by LIGHTPIE7

Sexy Curves - September 1, 2009, 4:06 am
WTF? Are you serious?
Anonymous2 - August 31, 2009, 1:00 pm
Umm... I'm suppossed to be scarred for life by a children's book cover? You fail! Good day, sir!


THE INVISIBLE MAN -


TAGS: homeless poem by flint
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by flint

Cubbybear - October 9, 2010, 3:00 pm
No...it's Rhianna
Sound - October 9, 2010, 2:45 pm
beautiful, flint...is that Ronald McDonald?
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 9:24 pm
they just described 75% of the moti-family
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:23 pm

lets drop the subject.
Gaviota - October 4, 2010, 9:20 pm
Only about 25% of the chronically homeless have some form of mental illness, but not severe enough to make them dangerous to themselves or others, or require institutionalization. The remainder have chemical dependency issues. That's the biggest problem
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 1:59 pm

i might be wrong gav nut i thought the majority of homeless people suffered from mental illness. i do understand that ignorance and apathy play a part in the remaining ones but are they the majority?
forseti - October 4, 2010, 3:22 am
Let's agree that this poster was made for the 10% homeless people that had immense misfortune in their lifes. It's great and the discussion belongs to politifake ;)
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 11:20 pm
You know what? I'm an a**hole, and I broke the rules. Nothing I wrote was funny. I attribute this to excess blood in my alcohol system, which I will now remedy with an infusion of Laphroaig. Sorry, everyone. Sore nerve. Won't happen again.
Feasibly - October 3, 2010, 8:08 pm
In Gaviota's defense, I have contemplated homelessness before. At the time I hated anything to do with being alive, till I discovered I REALLY like cheese!
tellitlikeitis - October 3, 2010, 7:54 pm
I think this is awesome. You never know what live has in store for us-- paycheque from paycheque, death, whatever. Although, I b**** and complain about life sometimes, I'm always glad for a roof over my head and food in my belly.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 7:46 pm
Y'all have a good day, and count your many blessings.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 7:45 pm
Still I keep trying. But I'm not going to apologize for being clear-eyed and clear-minded about it. And no, it's not "easy to fall into homelessness." Very infrequently do people become homeless without a long series of bad decisions behind them.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 7:42 pm
I've actually tried to help. I've actually washed them when they couldn't control their bodily funtions, cleaned up their vomit when the food upset their empty stomachs. And I see the same ones, over and over, refusing help, jobs, clothes, food.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 7:40 pm
Sorry you don't like it. Sorry your heart bleeds. Sorry you'd rather be homeless than be me. Have you fed people in a homeless shelter, or bandaged them up in an ER? I have. I've listened to them scream for morphine, demerol, alcohol and cigarettes.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 7:34 pm
It may be harsh, but the facts are the facts, regardless of how emotional people feel. Everyone who wants help can get it. The truly pitiful are the mentally ill, but even they have rights, and if they want to live on the street, they can and will.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 7:31 pm
If you haven't worked with them, you don't know them. Over 90% of the chronically homeless are homeless by preference and by profession. In America, nobody who doesn't want to be stays homeless for long, regardless of the "homeless activist" propaganda.
jameswnash - October 3, 2010, 7:30 pm
Gavi, how do you propose to get a job after loosing everything, the only clothes are those are on your back, no water to bathe, no way to not smell like the streets, no way to look presentable..yes I can see how someone "chooses" that... As to flint, 5L
rerun - October 3, 2010, 2:36 pm

I think we should be glad we are not homeless or Gaviota....I think being homeless would be preferable
flint - October 3, 2010, 2:14 pm
plenty end up homeless through no fault of their own, only through bad circumstances, if you have no home you can't get a job, you tar them all with the same brush, astounding view!
crankyhead - October 3, 2010, 2:13 pm
Gavi, homelessness can happen to anyone.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 1:58 pm
No. You DID choose this way. I could NOT easily be you anymore than you would attempt to succeed in being me. You demand charity, but you give none. You are offered jobs, but you refuse them. You enjoy being pitiful because it costs you no effort.


FREEDOM!! -




BLESS ME FATHER - For I Have Farted !!




APC - US & Europe - Armored Personnel Carrier or Egypt - Attacking Pissed-off Camel


TAGS: camel egypt
Rating: 4.71/5

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Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 4:56 am
They're awesome. You just point it in the right direction and saying "Mubarak" and they take off like an illegal rocket propelled grenade.
Airman - February 2, 2011, 5:54 pm
lol


HOMESS PEOPLE - Why not have a little fun while helping them out ?




ANITA GOODHOME - Con Artist


TAGS: homeless
Rating: 4.39/5

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THE SIEGFRIED OATH -




HOMELESS STORM TROOPERS - The Empire has truly failed them




MAD MAX - Has never faced a threat like this.




LIFE - has been preparing me for the inevitable, because in the end we all die alone.


TAGS: homeless life death loneliness
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Discordia

ughomer - June 2, 2012, 6:18 am
Nice first poster, Disc.
rerun - June 1, 2012, 7:10 pm

No, thank you. It is posters like this that originally brought me to this site years ago. Keep them coming.
Discordia - June 1, 2012, 7:07 pm
Thank you.
rerun - June 1, 2012, 5:27 pm

perfectly depressing, 5L


MOOSE MILK -


TAGS: perfect for holidays highly potent panty melter use responsibly
Rating: 3.23/5

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WTFO - September 15, 2009, 6:29 pm
Which makes my version a bit more dangerous since it can sneak up on ya quick. I haven't been able to try your recipe yet but I plan to.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 2:30 pm
hey WTFO, i made both to check, the one i make is a fair bit stronger. but the one with ice cream goes down way easier
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:37 am
hmmm, sounds like a plan for friday.and my fan says quit throwing f***ing beer caps at me lol
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:34 am
I will have to try your recipe as well. Maybe I should make a batch of each to compare (strictly for scientific reasons, of course). Mr. R, my ceiling fan only says "f*** central air" over and over again.
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:18 am
i've had it with ice cream too, it makes it good aswell but you need maple syrup, Seagrams V O, and Captian Morgs spice. maybe because im a fan of canadian whiskey and maple syrup
MrRandom - September 9, 2009, 1:12 am
I hear they say very interesting things, but usually its jealous gossip about the toaster.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:09 am
Nope. The recipe I was given was 1 bottle Dark Rum, 1 bottle Light Rum, 1/2 bottle Spiced Rum, 1 bottle Kahula, 1 Gallon milk, and 1 Gallon Vanilla Ice Cream. Mix together until froth at top and enjoy until you're talking to the ceiling fan.
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 2:40 pm
hey WTFO, is this close to the recipe you use?


CAMELS - They enjoy a little head !!




CAMELS - They will kill you, just not as fast as you think..


TAGS: cigarettes doctors camels
Rating: 5/5

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spypengen - April 15, 2012, 8:33 am
so worth it


PHYDEAUX -


TAGS: whittlin away the days death star melon
Rating: 4.7/5

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phydeaux - August 23, 2010, 1:51 am
Oh wait...that was a WEDGIE.....something else altogether...
phydeaux - August 23, 2010, 1:51 am
Wedge, you there?? wedge?? WEDGE!!
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 1:05 am
LOL. Red leader's beginning his run.
phydeaux - August 23, 2010, 12:57 am
I find your lack of faith disturbing...
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 12:41 am
Plugging the exhaust port too. 5L
agdaniele - August 23, 2010, 12:29 am
Eventually whipping it out, drunkenly slurring "In Alderaan System, Death Star Blows You!"


FUKUSHIMA DISASTER -


TAGS: nuclear fukushima accident meltdown sushi
Rating: 4.14/5

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Nagard - May 12, 2011, 1:03 pm
I think I got my humor from my grandfather... This is pure evil and I still think it's funny :D


CARPOOLING -




Middle East -




Knee High By The Fifth-of-July -




THE WICKED WITCH OF LOS ANGELES -




JOBS - And you thought your job sucked.


TAGS: jobs careers bad fish smelly
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - January 16, 2014, 9:29 am
More like; ‘Waiter, this crab tastes like shyt!’ ‘Sir, it’s surimi.’ ‘WTF is surimi?!!” ‘Fish shyt, sir.’
Greeny - January 16, 2014, 6:00 am
"Surimi, What is Susan Park’s phone number?" "Surimi, When is my next appointment?” Had to try it - doesn't work...
GaryO - January 15, 2014, 10:15 pm
Heh, that’s surimi. And that pic looks better than it usually is. Usually it’s just fish guts….soon to become your grocery store ‘crab’ meat. Working on a fish processor ship is an experience.
demon001 - January 15, 2014, 6:51 pm
I've got a friend who fixes septic tanks! This is better.
CloudchaserS - September 5, 2011, 12:43 am
First I thought "This is a job for Mike Rowe." Then I saw the "bad fish" tags and thought this looks like a tribute to Sublime
Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:31 pm
You should upload this pic to Work Totally Sucks also.


SQUIRREL MINDMELD - Your Mind and My Mind Are Now One.




PRIORITIES - Missing roof tiles, an 11' door opening with a 7' door, walls made of mud, no running water, septic, or safe electricity, but we got High-Def FUTBOL! GOOAAL!


TAGS: destitute poor homeless satellite dish satelite sattelite directtv soccer football
Rating: 3.55/5

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Mongo - February 25, 2010, 7:17 pm
Y'know, that looks like Pensacola, FL.
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 9:03 am
Everyone should have the right to download pr** at high speed...everyone!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:50 pm
Thanks, but I refuse to step on this one... I was rolling for hours over the door size. This is great as-is!
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 2:44 pm
AG- you have my permission to nick the pic and run with that! That was awesome!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:40 pm
Hiding drugs and weapons for a warlord has it's priviledges.
Arrogant Knight - September 19, 2009, 11:08 am
5 from me, Jmac. :)
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:59 am
The only thing that could make this worse, is if you could see the 60" plasma hanging on the wall inside.
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:58 am
Thanks H-, been following #6 on my new list.
Haarakkon - September 18, 2009, 10:25 pm
SCORE!!!! You're on a roll, jmac.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 7:15 pm
The 11' - 7' still has me busting up. 5 lions, and nothing on.
Jmac0585 - September 18, 2009, 6:54 pm
Well spotted AG-
spacedog - September 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
Well done Jmac0585. 5L.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 6:42 pm
THAT is one seriously good dish salesman.


CREATIVE HOMELESS PEOPLE - Gotta give him credit.


TAGS: homeless sign dollar money creative creativity
Rating: 3.44/5

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ISG - September 8, 2009, 10:20 am
He'd prefer cash, though.


SHE'S SO BLONDE - She looked into a box of Cheerios and said, "Oh look! Donut seeds!"


TAGS: blonde pamela anderson
Rating: 2.84/5

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Culos - January 30, 2009, 6:35 pm
in the brain department....
Culos - January 30, 2009, 6:35 pm
Classic? Yes. I fail to see the point however, the 'blonder' the better if you're looking for casual (equals epic) one night relationships... To quote Inspector Clouseau: "Thank heaven for little girls"and she may be big externally she's still a little
Cubbybear - January 30, 2009, 6:06 pm
A classic....so timeless


BLOODHOUND - A breed of large powerful hound of European origin having very acute smell and used in tracking.


TAGS: underware dog smell pants cop
Rating: 2/5

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Dante - October 10, 2008, 1:02 pm
I can't blame the poor beast.


HONESTY -




VISION -


TAGS: goals success homeless
Rating: 4.61/5

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Sterrane - November 11, 2011, 3:46 pm
Is giving homeless people reconditioned laptops part of the new Obama-care program? LOL
Hawamleh - March 22, 2011, 4:31 pm
did you know that the first mcdonalds opened here in amman in the year 2000, yeah..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 3:10 pm
You don't even have a McDonalds to work at (or wash in their bathroom)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 3:09 pm
I think the ":P" at the end of his comment implies that he was joking....But I can see why you'd be annoyed Trash, you live in such a small, sad and pathetic town, you might as well be living on the street, And it's definitely colder for you.
TheTrashHeap - March 22, 2011, 2:51 pm
If you make money "through online" and yet are still homeless, might I suggest getting a real job? Anybody can work at Mcdonalds or dig ditches (provided they are sober).
lordbrett10 - March 22, 2011, 2:38 pm
I TAKE MAJOR OFFENSE TO THIS the only way i make money is though online and im homelss its rough and hard so u a**holes that make fun of us becasue we are unforunate in many cases f*** URSELVES :P thank you


COFFIN NAILS -


TAGS: cigarettes camel coffin
Rating: 3.88/5

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Iconoclast - May 22, 2010, 7:52 am
No, I meant cancelled, but your idea of cancered is better - I just didn't think of that ..... :-)
forseti - May 22, 2010, 4:19 am
chinese spelling error in the last line: you probably mean "cancered"?!? ;)


FATALITY -


TAGS: mel gibson
Rating: 3.63/5

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Defence2501 - February 23, 2011, 8:01 am
I'd hope Bruce Lee is a hidden character
rellik666 - May 28, 2010, 2:04 am
I'd play it.
pzykosiz - May 27, 2010, 9:57 pm
nice selection. 5L's KFD
TheTrashHeap - May 27, 2010, 1:35 pm
HUH?


DUMBLE DORF - life isnt the same now that hogwarts is closed


TAGS: wizard homeless
Rating: 3.07/5

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Zook - March 20, 2011, 4:02 pm
Dumbledore??


UNCOMFORTABLE - Lewis is


TAGS: kiss lewis melbourne
Rating: 1.9/5

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Bob Chin - May 21, 2009, 1:38 pm
Hamilton prob has this framed at home, but then so does Peter Criss.


MIRROR GLARE - When....ahh forget it, turn off the flash, duh!




This Memorial Day -


TAGS: memorial day reality homeless veterans
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - May 26, 2013, 10:02 am

Powerful.


Journey Of A Lifetime -


TAGS: old man homeless lifetime hard acknowledge
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 28, 2016, 11:19 am
d*** infrastructure! Thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 7:54 am
...with many a pothole, sinkhole, and washout! Good 1 Prissy!
MissPriss - May 18, 2016, 10:44 pm
Why thank you sir!
JesusWept - May 18, 2016, 1:31 pm
Brilliant!


Wimin only -


TAGS: men fart wimin smell
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - June 1, 2014, 9:24 am
Uh, that's not my nose....
MissPriss - June 1, 2014, 2:57 am
See gals, told ya the male dancer looked familiar, his nose in all our business. 5L for the poster but only a 1L for your striptease.
GaryO - May 31, 2014, 6:02 pm
But, yeah, it was waaaay too much work. Didn’t even have the energy left to turn heads. Howevah, thanks for the charitable recognition, LG.
GaryO - May 31, 2014, 6:02 pm
I coulda writ yer comment ahead of time, Vernie. Yep, the joke is as stale as my fishing sox, but I so wanted to do a wimin only.
lgvernon - May 31, 2014, 5:40 pm

One of my all-time favorite Jokes! And such a lot of work! 5P.s. and I'm watching you, mister.


Shhhh... -


TAGS: parrot watermelon crazy speaks bird
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - February 20, 2014, 11:38 pm
Jabbermule, you woke the sleeping melon! (grab an avatar. Yer rollin’)
spacedog - February 20, 2014, 9:48 pm
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Now I hear it too!
Greeny - February 20, 2014, 8:07 pm
hi


SO HAVE A FEW -




HI THERE -


TAGS: must smell lovely in there
Rating: 4.39/5

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champ99 - May 22, 2011, 12:25 am
I lolz pew pew! :)


PROGRESS - Embrace technology and the gifts it brings


TAGS: homeless
Rating: 4.13/5

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forseti - May 6, 2010, 6:44 pm
ROFL chef!
Chef - May 6, 2010, 4:26 pm
I'm Hobo Bob, and windows 7 was my idea!
pieman - May 6, 2010, 4:21 pm
Him and the guy with the shopping cart and the laptop should get together. 5 lazy bums


THE DOCTOR'S CHOICE IS AMERICA'S CHOICE? - I think I'll get a second opinion.




FLATULANCE -




THE DESERT - One must look Death in the eye just for a pack of cancer sticks.


TAGS: camel spider pack of tobacco cigarettes in the desert
Rating: 3.18/5

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Cummins - January 7, 2011, 11:35 pm
Holly F#@&
Krissie - June 22, 2010, 2:50 am
QUICK! FIRE! SOMEONE, KILL IT WITH FIRE!


LIPS - I bet they didn't get theirs from sucking watermelons !!


TAGS: lips suck s****** watermelons head job
Rating: 2.88/5

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shmoe13 - February 7, 2011, 3:36 am
i bet she gives great helmet


ROCK BOTTOM -




CHANGE - He Wasnt Asking For Any


TAGS: homeless
Rating: 2.08/5

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Gort - August 3, 2009, 8:15 pm
CHANGE - "He'll be getting it, and your bills too."


EMPEROR DOVICULUS - one gigantic D-bag with one awesome four neck guitar and a burning hate for humanity


TAGS: br tal legend epic game facemelting awesome doviculus
Rating: 1.83/5

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Kamai - November 4, 2009, 1:34 pm
It would be kinda hard to claim a throne you don't know you've got a right to
omnia - November 4, 2009, 12:51 pm
yes that's true. but eddy was in the future when the throne was empty and the demons didn't about him. and he is half human. and chances are he wouldn't take over the throne.
Kamai - November 3, 2009, 2:28 pm
according to that logic Eddie is the Emperor, he's even got her axe and shirt to prove it.
omnia - November 3, 2009, 1:56 pm
but admit it: he has one sweet guitar. and acutaly he is: succoria died remember?
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:07 pm
as long as you're not using anything in the caption that refers to the game, i'de sa go for it
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 7:07 pm
unless you simply use the screen for the image, not refering to the game. Would it be ok then?
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 6:23 pm
quick tip, if you're gona make a poster dont do it on video games, most of the people wont have a clue WTF you are talking aboot
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 6:20 pm
Brütal legend. good game but this guy is a wuss (and not even emperor FYI) hmm... think I'll be looking for a good Frightwig motifake. those things are EPIC :D


Homeless Teens -




THE GREATEST GENERATION -


TAGS: great depression homeless
Rating: 4.79/5

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lgvernon - March 10, 2012, 7:11 pm

;>
lgvernon - March 10, 2012, 7:11 pm

;>
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 7:08 pm
Great one!
GySgt1811a - February 24, 2012, 8:20 pm
Thank you.


A WOMAN'S AGE -


TAGS: timeless beauty iman
Rating: 4.74/5

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Faceplant31 - May 3, 2011, 10:27 am
AM5OME!


EFFORTLESS -


TAGS: life homeless loss jobless
Rating: 4.46/5

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PhxDebbie - June 1, 2010, 9:13 am
Ooooh Nice! A new favorite 5L's


YEAH - You will be with that attitude




HONEY, WHY DID YOU GIVE HIM THAT MONEY? - He'll just buy booze with it.




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